Director of First Impressions
Otherwise known as the Receptionist. This job title was originally created to reflect how critical the role of the front desk employee has in the overall branding and marketing of the company.
Visual Clearance Engineer
Sounds rather fanciful doesn’t it? Well, this job is probably better known to you and I as the good old fashioned Window Cleaner. Lucky for George Formby, the title wasn’t around when he was playing his ukelele and singing “When I’m cleaning windows..”
Professional Zombie
The tourist attraction London Bridge Experience advertised for Professional Zombies last year. Duties included dressing in full zombie make-up and spending the day terrifying tourists. Imagine getting paid to scare people! Brilliant!
Last Putter-Away
No, it’s not golf related , nor is it someone obsessed with tidying things. This job entails sorting and storing shoe molds into storage bins and racks.
Chief Happiness Officer 
This role is usually done on a consultancy basis with the main purpose being to improve how companies work and help staff enjoy their jobs more. The most famous Chief Happiness Officer we probably all know is none other than Ronald McDonald.
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What a fun post! Thanks for sharing!
Posted by crtnyhks | October 28, 2011, 4:11 pmthank you – there are a few other fun posts on the site that you might want to look out for too!!
Posted by theemployable | October 28, 2011, 4:12 pmFor more fun job titles, try this:
‘This is Bob. He has worked for GigantaMegaCorp for 10 years. HR policy states that Bob is due for a lateral promotion. Bob is patiently waiting for the announcement of his new position. Click the button below to randomly select three words that will become Bob’s new job title-: Job Title Generator.
… or for modern job titles along the lines of ‘Senior Advisor Internet Marketing Evangelist’ try the
SEO job title generator.
There is also the Bullshit job title generator for job titles like ‘Internal Communications Administrator’ and similar bullshit.
Posted by Mados | April 11, 2012, 12:05 pmI think my comment went in the moderation queue because it has 3 links… so if you want to publish it, it is in your spam filter:-)
Posted by Mados | April 11, 2012, 12:06 pmSometimes i feel like a professional zombie bar the getting paid for it lol
Posted by Danny | July 10, 2012, 8:34 pm