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Top 10 Funniest Job Titles

Chatter Monkey 

Social media and marketing has spawned countless fancy job titles – guru, evangelist to name but a few. Our favourite though is the Chatter Monkey. Getting paid to do “PR” stuff on Facebook and Twitter all day…

Canine Relocation Specialist 

More common in the US than in the UK , this job entails trawling the streets , picking up stray dogs. Yep – it’s a Dog Catcher.

Chief StoryTeller

No, not another William Shakespeare nor the parent who reads the bedtime stories to the kids, this job is all about marketing and branding. In essence it is all about helping a brand tell its’ story.

Marketing Ninja 

Think ninja and of course martial arts and espionage comes to mind. Not any more. the last few years has seen Ninja becoming one of the most popular “trendy” new titles with Linkedin reporting increasing numbers of Ninjas being profiled on their site. So, it’s simply a Marketing expert.  To me though it conjures up images of someone going around, dressed in black and secretly performing marketing tasks for businesses. Now that would be a good job!

E.I.E.I.O. 

This one may be an urban myth, but it made us laugh anyway. Often public sector organisations in particular employ AOs ( Admin Officers), EOs ( Executive Officers ) and IOs ( Information Officers).  Career progression then allows for AIOs ( Admin Information Officers) and EAOs ( Executive Information Officers ) etc. Well.. we once heard of someone who had gone for an internal promotion and would have ended up being the E.I.E.I.O. …

Remember – this isn’t a definitive list . So please let us know of what funny, quirky or even ridiculous job titles you have come across.

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9 Responses to “Top 10 Funniest Job Titles”

  1. What a fun post! Thanks for sharing!

    Posted by crtnyhks | October 28, 2011, 4:11 pm
  2. For more fun job titles, try this:

    ‘This is Bob. He has worked for GigantaMegaCorp for 10 years. HR policy states that Bob is due for a lateral promotion. Bob is patiently waiting for the announcement of his new position. Click the button below to randomly select three words that will become Bob’s new job title-: Job Title Generator.

    … or for modern job titles along the lines of ‘Senior Advisor Internet Marketing Evangelist’ try the
    SEO job title generator.

    There is also the Bullshit job title generator for job titles like ‘Internal Communications Administrator’ and similar bullshit.

    Posted by Mados | April 11, 2012, 12:05 pm
  3. I think my comment went in the moderation queue because it has 3 links… so if you want to publish it, it is in your spam filter:-)

    Posted by Mados | April 11, 2012, 12:06 pm
  4. Sometimes i feel like a professional zombie bar the getting paid for it lol

    Posted by Danny | July 10, 2012, 8:34 pm

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